Oldtimers
Old age... the silent killer.
2012  •  REMASTERED 2022  •  21 MIN  •  2.00:1  •  045

Hank is done playing nice. An octogenarian with nothing left to prove and even less to lose, he turns his prescription pills into a quick payday, selling to local dealers who assume he’s an easy mark. They’re wrong. When a deal goes bad and Hank is left bruised and humiliated, he calls in his oldest friends for one last job. Armed with bad tempers, worse judgment, and a complete disregard for their own limits, the trio sets out to even the score.

Oldtimers is a darkly funny revenge story about getting knocked down one too many times and deciding, finally, to hit back.

Directed by
DARYL DELLA
Story by
DARYL DELLA & CHRIS CAIRO
Screenplay by
DARYL DELLA & RAY REVELLO
and
HANK DELLA
Executive Producers
DARYL DELLA
MICHAEL MARTIN
Producers
RAY REVELLO
CHRIS CAIRO
CAST
Hank
HENRY T. DELLA
Jack
JACK LEWKOWITZ
Ed
ED KAYSER
Julio
RAY REVELLO
Thug 1
DONALD FLORES
Thug 2
EMMANUEL DIEGO
Pharmacist
BRIAN GRIMA
Ann
ANN LEWKOWITZ
Alley Kid
TYLER DELLA
Dog-Walking Man
HANK DELLA
Dog-Walking Woman
NINA DELLA
Man with Phone
DARYL DELLA
Noodles
HIMSELF
Stunts by
HANK DELLA
RAY REVELLO
CREW
Lead Makeup Artist
TYLER DELLA
Cinematographer
DARYL DELLA
Glidecam Operator
DARYL DELLA
Lighting Technician
RAY REVELLO
Production Assistant
BRIAN GRIMA
Behind-the-Scenes Documentarian
HANK DELLA
Set Photographer
EMMANUEL DIEGO
Edited by
DARYL DELLA
Visual Effects by
DARYL DELLA
Titles by
DARYL DELLA
MUSIC
Original Score Composed by
ARBEL BEDAK
Music Editor
DARYL DELLA
"This City Dies Tonight"
Written & Performed by
BRETT DETAR
"Laugh at Me Now"
Beat Produced by
SEAN B.
Filmed entirely digitally with
CANON DIGITAL REBEL T2i / 550D
Additional Scenes shot with
GOPRO HD HERO
Filmed on Location in the cities of
SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO, CA
COLMA, CA
SPECIAL THANKS
Hank & Nina Della
Henry & Dorothy Della
Jack & Ann Lewkowiltz
Ed Kayser
Tyler Della
Kirsten Olsen-Davis
Ryan Neisz
Mitchell Martin
Tom Garibaldi
Dennis Garibaldi
VideoCopilot.net
DetonationFilms.com
Original Poster
Poster Design by Daryl Della
Teaser Poster
Poster Design by Daryl Della
Technical Specs
Camera
Canon EOS 550D - Rebel T2i
GoPro HD Hero
Runtime
21 Minutes
Presentation
2.00:1 Aspect Ratio
5.1 Surround Sound
Original Presentation
2.55:1 Aspect Ratio
Remastered
2022
Production Year
2012
Filming Locations
239 Holly Ave, South San Francisco, CA
242 Holly Ave, South San Francisco, CA
382 Gardenside Ave, South San Francisco, CA
Holy Cross Cemetery, Colma, CA
South San Francisco, CA
Sunshine Center, South San Francisco, CA
Sunshine Center Pharmacy, South San Francisco, CA
Catalog
045

the
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Oldtimers Bring Hell #1
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Hank spent his whole life building homes, fixing problems, and minding his own business. Now the town wants to bleed him dry with fees, inspections, and smug paper pushers who think age means weakness. They picked the wrong geezer.

Sticker Pack 01
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Includes Five 2.5" x 3.5" stickers
Special Features
Trailers and promotional material from the Oldtimers archive.
Original Trailer
Oldtimers

They’re old, they’re angry, and they’re praying for war.

10th Anniversary
Remastered Trailer

The 10th Anniversary trailer for the 2022 4K remaster and new 5.1 surround mix of Oldtimers.

Characters

Behind the Scenes

Three Old Men

Oldtimers developed from several ideas circulating at once. Daryl had an image in his head of his grandfather Henry, Jack Lewkowitz, and Uncle Bill walking down Holly Avenue like aging action heroes. Ray Revello and Alan Wigley were developing their own story about senior citizens defending their neighborhood. Chris Cairo, meanwhile, had conceived Pill Mill Phil, a darker story about elderly people selling prescription drugs to survive.

Daryl folded elements of Cairo’s idea into the developing Oldtimers story, particularly the prescription-drug angle, while leaving most of Pill Mill Phil behind. The different ideas gradually converged into one screenplay, but the image that started it all remained at the center: three old men walking down Holly Avenue as though somebody had forgotten to tell them they weren’t action stars.

The cast changed before cameras rolled. Family tensions took Uncle Bill out of the project, and Ed Kayser stepped into the trio alongside Henry and Jack.

Daryl then brought the screenplay to his father, Hank Della, for another pass. Hank added warmth, tightened the dialogue, and gave the older characters more dimension without sanding off the movie’s uglier edges.

One point Daryl refused to soften was Ed’s fate.

Ed Kayser as Ed in Oldtimers
Ed Kayser as Ed.

Ed was the funniest and most immediately likable of the three Oldtimers, which made him feel like the character most likely to survive. Daryl wanted the opposite. Killing him abruptly changed the temperature of the movie, especially because Henry, Jack, and Ed were all playing exaggerated versions of themselves rather than completely invented characters.

What had begun as an absurd crime story about three old men taking on neighborhood thugs suddenly had real mortality in it.

They were playing characters, but they were still unmistakably themselves.
The Weekend

Filming was compressed into one demanding weekend. Henry, Jack, and Ed were asked to memorize pages of dialogue, hit marks, handle action scenes, and square off against Ray Revello, Donald Flores, and Emmanuel Diego.

None of the three were trained actors, but that became part of the film’s appeal. They brought their own rhythms, personalities, irritations, and stubbornness to the roles, giving the movie a texture that would have been difficult to manufacture through conventional casting.

Behind the Scenes
The Making of Oldtimers

The shoot became a genuine family affair, with the younger generation and the Oldtimers effectively taking over 239 Holly Avenue for two long days of feeding lines, moving furniture, setting up shots, laughing through mistakes, and turning a familiar family home into a movie set.

The neighborhood itself was already part of their daily lives. Jack and Ann really did spend plenty of time watching the street from their window, so putting that familiar routine into the movie created one more overlap between the fictional versions of these people and the people Daryl had known his entire life.

Hank Becomes Hank

Hank Della ended up serving as his own father’s stunt double.

Whenever Henry needed to move faster or take a fall, Hank put on his father’s clothes and had his hair sprayed as white as possible. Daryl pushed the disguise further in After Effects, removing the remaining color and brightening Hank’s hair until it approached Henry’s pure white.

The effect was convincing enough to confuse people who knew them both. When Hank first came walking up the street dressed as Henry, Jack and Ann Lewkowitz could hardly believe what they were looking at. A little later, Hank walked past again dressed as himself.

For the scene where the thugs throw Henry into a pile of garbage, the crew filled garbage bags with pillows and sent Hank into them instead. He hit the pile hard enough to sell the impact without asking his eighty-five-year-old father to do it.

The Outtakes

Some of the best memories from the weekend had very little to do with the finished footage.

Hank spent much of the shoot laughing at his father and the other Oldtimers as they tried to remember lines, hit their marks, and perform scenes over and over. To Daryl, Henry, Jack, and Ed were the stars of an action movie. To Hank, they were still a bunch of old men he had known forever who had somehow been talked into learning dialogue and beating up drug dealers for the weekend.

Outtakes
Oldtimers Outtakes

That contrast became part of the fun. Nobody was taking the situation too seriously, even while everybody worked hard to make the movie itself land. For one weekend, three generations of family and friends turned the house, the street, and the neighborhood into a film set.

Their Bows

The film was first shown at a cast and crew screening, where Henry, Jack, and Ed found themselves signing autographs like the movie stars Daryl had insisted they were.

The Oldtimers signing autographs
The Oldtimers sign autographs at the cast and crew premiere.

The larger premiere produced one of the film’s most enduring memories. When Henry, Jack, and Ed came forward to take their bows, the audience went nuts.

For Daryl, seeing the three men smiling together in front of a packed theater would eventually become more important than almost anything captured in the movie itself.

The Oldtimers taking their bows
The Oldtimers take their bows.
For one weekend, the old men became movie stars.
What Remained

Time inevitably changed the meaning of Oldtimers.

Henry died in 2018. Hank died the following year.

A movie originally built around the novelty of putting three elderly men at the center of a violent neighborhood revenge story became something else: a record of Daryl’s grandfather, his father’s writing and performance behind the camera, and an entire circle of family and friends preserved together at a specific moment.

The comedy remained. So did the blood, the ridiculous toughness, the slow-motion walk, and the old men behaving badly. But underneath all of it was something nobody involved could have fully understood in 2012. They had made a movie about old age while also preserving people against it.

They had made a movie about old age while also preserving people against it.
Bring Hell

The characters returned in 2023 with the comic-book sequel Oldtimers Bring Hell.

The new story finally brought Uncle Bill into the group he had originally been intended to join, while giving Henry T. Della’s Hank a much louder, stranger, and more explosive final chapter than the original film ever could.

OLDTIMERS

BRING HELL

More than a decade after the film, the Oldtimers returned in comic-book form.

Oldtimers Bring Hell picks up after Ed’s death, with Hank and Jack still dealing with the fallout from their neighborhood war.

THE COMIC BOOK

Oldtimers Bring Hell #1 Oldtimers Bring Hell #1
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Hank spent his whole life building homes, fixing problems, and minding his own business. Now the town wants to bleed him dry with fees, inspections, and smug paper pushers who think age means weakness. They picked the wrong geezer.

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