Night Dicks: Miami

When there’s nowhere else to turn, reach out for some Dicks.

After hundreds of cases, Slade McKlosky and Rochester Black are beginning to wonder if there might be more to life than murder, cheap booze, and increasingly ridiculous investigations. What begins as another low-rent case leads the Night Dicks to the mysterious Dr. Bitch, a woman who claims to have discovered the truth behind their entire existence. Their world is only one of countless realities, all of them equally unstable, badly written, and apparently disposable. And she intends to start cleaning house.

Thrown from one increasingly deranged universe to another, Rochester and Slade encounter alternate lives, old enemies, cheap merchandise, musical numbers, gender-swapped detectives, forgotten characters, and the growing suspicion that beneath all the nonsense there may actually be something worth saving.

Their universe is stupid. But it’s still home.

Credits

Written, Directed, & Edited by
DARYL HENRY DELLA
Produced by
DARYL DELLA & BECKER VON FELSBURG
"Night Chicks" Segment Produced by
SASHA BOGGS
CAST
Rochester Black
BECKER VON FELSBURG
Slade McKlosky
BRANDON REED
Dr. Bitch
SASHA BOGGS
Munchie
RICHARD CASTROMAYOR
Pizza Brother Donny
MITCHELL MARTIN
Pizza Brother Sal
Masked Marauder
Himself
RAY REVELLO
Female Slade
LEA'H SAMPSON
Female Rochester
ERIKA FISHER
Chief
TONY PEIL
Tommy Lazzari
TOMMY LAZZARI
Jack
JACK LEWKOWITZ
Tom Arnold
TOM ARNOLD
Sweet William (archive footage)
CHRIS CAIRO
Various Cowboys
Toy Commercial Announcer #1
DARYL DELLA
Toy Commercial Boy #2
ELIAS DALTON DELLA
Cowboy (archive footage)
HANK DELLA
Cowboy (archive footage)
HENRY DELLA
Toy Commercial Boy #1
HENRY ETHAN DELLA
Squished Lady
KIRSTEN DELLA
Lady on Street
NINA DELLA
That's Weird Guy
ERIC HOWARD
Toy Commercial Announcer #2 (voice)
GRAHAM KOFFLER
Deke Trenton (archive footage)
MICHAEL MARTIN
Running Boy
A.J. PEIL
News Anchor
DAVID QUINTANILLA
Buff Scientist (archive footage)
CHRIS ROSS
Saloon Announcer (voice)
ROBERT RUIZ
Desmond Osmond Griffith (archive footage, voice)
CHRISTOPHER TESTER
Robyn (archive footage)
ROBYN VON LEE
Himself (archive footage)
JOHN WAYNE
CREW
Special Visual Effects
DARYL DELLA
Animation
DARYL DELLA
Exterior Background Artist
GLENDA VALENTINA
Sound Editing
DARYL DELLA
Night Dicks Action Figures and Props
KIRSTEN DELLA
Hair and Makeup for Ms. Boggs
MELISSA CAPISTRANO
Quackmaster
WES SIMPSON
Green Screen Process Shots Filmed at
BERNHARDT STUDIO
Menlo Park, CA
MUSIC
Original Music Cues by
JAKE HULL
"He Shouldn't-A, Hadn't-A, Oughtn't-A Swang on Me"
Written by Henry Mancini
Performed by SASHA BOGGS
"How Lovely to Be a Woman"
Written by Lee Adams & Charles Strouse
Performed by ERIKA FISHER
"Pictures of Mountains" & "I Hear a Symphony" by CODY FRY
"Lay Low" & "How Long Must I Wait" by THE COMMANDEERS
SPECIAL THANKS
Kirsten Della
Henry, Eli, & Keira Della
Nina Della
George & Patty Martin
Bernard Bernhardt
Eric Howard
Graham Koffler
Dedicated in Loving Memory to Our Friends
Robyn Von Lee
March 20, 1984 - November 10, 2020
&
Tim Gapchenko
July 17, 1984 - December 22, 2020

Poster

by Daryl Della

Characters

  • ROCHESTER BLACK

    BECKER VON FELSBURG

  • SLADE MCKLOSKY

    BRANDON REED

  • Dr. Bitch

    SASHA BOGGS

  • Chief

    TONY PEIL

  • Munchie

    RICHARD CASTROMAYOR

  • Pizza Bros.

    MITCHELL MARTIN & RAY REVELLO

  • Deke Trenton

    MICHAEL MARTIN

  • Sweet William

    CHRIS CAIRO

  • Night Chicks

    LEA’H SAMPSON & ERIKA FISHER

  • Night Ducks

    WES SIMPSON

  • Seve Villicana Olmedo

    DAVID QUINTANILLA

  • DESMOND OSMOND GRIFFITH

    CHRISTOPHER TESTER

  • TOM ARNOLD

    TOM ARNOLD

original trailer

A fast-cut preview of Night Dicks: Miami, introducing Dr. Bitch, the multiverse, and the increasingly unstable reality surrounding Slade and Rochester.

The Original
night dicks

The 2017 short that introduced Rochester Black and Slade McKlosky, two hard-boiled detectives with very little interest in subtlety, procedure, or good judgment.

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Behind the Scenes

The production of Night Dicks: Miami was born out of necessity and isolation. By 2020, Daryl Della was living in Round Rock, Texas, separated from his core cast in the Bay Area and isolated by the global COVID-19 lockdowns. Alone in a new state and needing a creative outlet to keep from going stir-crazy, Daryl turned to the only tool available: the green screen.

The project began with two simple goals: to give Sasha Boggs a substantial role as Dr. Bitch and to fill the empty hours of lockdown with a massive technical challenge. Because he couldn't shoot on location with friends, Daryl committed to a year-long post-production odyssey, teaching himself advanced VFX, rotoscoping, and animation from his home office.

Free from the constraints of "serious" filmmaking, Daryl treated the project as a technical playground.

Fulfilling a lifelong dream, Daryl animated a sequence in the style of Scooby-Doo. He hand-painted the backgrounds, filling them with Easter eggs from the "Early Years," including Ninja Killface’s sais and Lou the Bear. The sequence also featured Hollywood big shot Tom Arnold, appearing as himself.

Arnold had previously appeared in the Big Wasabi music video, but that project was largely built around him. Night Dicks: Miami was different. This was a full Dollars & Donuts production, and Arnold’s appearance marked the first time a recognizable Hollywood actor stepped directly into one of the company’s larger narrative films. After nearly two decades of making movies in the Bay Area, it somehow took moving to Texas for Hollywood to finally arrive.

While much of the green screen work was created in isolation, the "Night Chicks" segment was filmed on location in Daryl’s Texas home, bringing in local talent including Lea'h Sampson. The sequence required a producer on the ground, a role Daryl gave to Sasha Boggs, marking her first time producing for Dollars & Donuts and a major step forward in their growing creative partnership.

For a sequence in which the detectives travel to the Old West, Daryl utilized the public domain film Angel and the Badman (1947). He green-screened the cast into the original footage and painstakingly rotoscoped a saloon fight so that the action could occur around them. The result placed Sasha, Becker, and Brandon directly into a scene with John Wayne, a technical feat born largely from obsessive patience and an unusual amount of time spent alone indoors.

Historically, Night Dicks: Miami was intended to be something close to a suicide note for the sillier side of the Dollars & Donuts universe. Daryl planned to stop making ridiculous genre comedies and redouble his efforts on a more serious script titled What's Next?, a somber drama about a man confronting his father in the afterlife.

The ending of Night Dicks: Miami, in which the entire Dollars & Donuts universe is erased and the screen fades to white, was literal. The plan was for that white frame to fade directly into the opening scene of What's Next?. Even the title was a meta-signal: the Night Dicks were over. This was what came next.

But What's Next? never gained the same momentum. With Michael producing at his usual snail’s pace, the project remained stalled in development while Daryl spent his time actually finishing Miami.

The contrast became difficult to ignore. One project represented the kind of serious filmmaking Daryl thought he was supposed to be pursuing, but it existed mostly as plans, conversations, and delays. The other involved cartoons, green screens, impossible visual effects, old characters, stupid jokes, and putting John Wayne in the background of a Night Dicks movie. More importantly, Daryl realized he was having more fun making it than he had making movies in years.

In retrospect, Night Dicks: Miami represents the moment the fever broke. Daryl had convinced himself that growing as a filmmaker meant leaving the ridiculous material behind and becoming a "Serious Filmmaker." Instead, the experience of making Miami reminded him why he had started doing any of this in the first place.

The final fade to white never led into What's Next? It became a blank canvas instead.

What was supposed to be a funeral for the funny side of Dollars & Donuts became its resurrection. Miami proved that maturity did not mean making sad movies or abandoning the things that once seemed embarrassing. It meant having enough confidence to make the movies he actually wanted to make, with the people who were actually there.

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